ONE super important thing that a person should NOT be doing when riding a bike or being a pillion, and on the roads.
And that is, toying with your mobile phone.
And that is, toying with your mobile phone.
Let me share a stupid incident which occured 2 hours ago.
(:
Benji fetched me from work today.
I ended @ 2240, instead of the usual 2130.
Entah aper angin ribut entah he was eager to see me and PATIENTLY waited for me.
During the long journey from SGH to Simpang Bedok,
we played this no-brainer, but rather amusing game.
Ala-ala friendster bulletin gitu.
Qns were asked by him, and i had to give impromptu answers.
But hell, he only gave two options.
Which made it worse.
Well, it went like this.
Hopefully what i recalled is similar. Hehe.
1. What is your favourite colour?
Green/Red?
ME: Both lahh siaaa...
HIM: One only lah kiasu.
ME: Green.
2. Beach/Club?
ME: Why make me choose? I dont like this game.
HIM: Dont complain so much can, its just a game.
ME: Bontort. Dont care. Both!
HIM: One only lah, one only.
ME: Dont care, both.
*rolls eyes at me*
3. MUSE/Avenged Sevenfold?
ME: Bontort. How can like this? You know i like both...
HIM: Just answer. One answer only.
ME: MUSE ahh of course. But i still like both!
4. Finch/Matchbook Romance?
ME: I want to kill you. All your qns like shit. Might as well you ask me, mother or father right. Nabei.
HIM: *laughs off like an asshole*
ME: Cannot make me choose, you pantat. Mangkuk tingkattt...
5. Tiesto/Paul Van Dyke?
This time i didnt bother wanna answer. My answers would've been the same as the rest.
SILENCE.
HIM: Cepat ckit.
DEAD SILENCE.
HIM: Okay okay okay next arhh.
6. Save yourself/Save your parents?
ME: Myself than parents.
HIM: Cannot one only. One.
ME: My parents.
How to save my parents if i dont save myself first right? Stupiddd.
7. Leg amputee/Hand amputee?
SILENCE.
I didnt know what to answer him.
HIM: Harlow? Missy?
ME: Still thinking...
HIM: Too late already next question.
*still in deep thoughts*
DEAD SILENCE.
8. Hannah Montana/Raven?
Again two of my favourite.
HRMPH!
ME: Both.
HIM: I give up already arhh cause you no fun.
ME: 2 more qns lahh faster.
9. Do you like me?
Yes/No?
SILENCE.
HIM: Die already ahh?
ME: Havent yet. I dont know.
HIM: Yes/No?
ME: Yes?
HIM: Sounds so unsure.
ME: YES!
10. You want be my girlfriend?
Yes/No?
.................
SILENCE.
*Boom!*
And here's the part where my phone dropped right on PIE expressway.
.......................
Lesson learnt.
Never ever try to read your smses or answer calls while riding.
You'll never expect the silliest and stupidest things to happen.
Righttt...
There goes my phone now.
We managed to perform a mini-active CPR on it,
but now it has massive flaws.
Soon to be diagnosed as
DANGEROUSLY ILL LIST.
Sighh.
Camera down, hearing impaired.
Lucky still alive.
Flashbacks of today's ride still vivid in my mind.
Not sure to be happy or ...
Well, ignorance is bliss.
Or so i think.
Till next time.
Time to sayang-sayang my phone.
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