I swear i could strangulate him there and then. I swear i could have stabbed him in the chest HARD but i did not. And you bloody motherfucker have no one to thank but my dearest cousin, who came just in time to stop me from doing anything stupid.

The boy asked me out for dinner earlier on. He didn't have his night classes today and we rode down to East Coast to have some seafood. We decided to ride back by the Bedok exit, and just as we rode past the block, guess who we saw coming out off the lift! That damn cheap, low-lying, two-faced moronic liar! I jumped off the bike once the boy stopped and gave chase. Boy, that fucking asshole was surprised to see me.

Trying to play punk and think you're so smart aye; well, you're not, you useless lame-brain. I tried to be civilise and calm, but the sight of your fucking ugly moronic face just boils my anger. And yes, i decide who i want to be mean with, and how fucking rude i want to get. You don't have a say at all, you small weenie fucker.

Thank you for nothing for returning my watch. It's less than a month and my watch is full of your fucking daki and it smells like your mummy's fucking whore's ass. And you bet i'm gonna have that watch strap fucking changed.

And yes, you can make me do that whole chasing thing again, Mohamed Hirwandie Tan Bin Hashim! Until i get my money back from you, there's no stopping me and i swear i'm gonna make you sorry. So sorry that once you're out of that fucking childish lame-brain dream of yours, you're so gonna fuckingly regret messing with me.

Oh, and i know you're not reading this, but you're in for a big fucking surprise. I'm one big step ahead of you, and you so fuckingly don't know. Enjoy your happiness while you still can, you motherfucker. And here's a list of diagnosis that i'm officially diagnosing you with, meatball.

Pathological lying & mental disorder.
Narcissistic personality disorder.
Chronic/situational liar.
Antisocial personality disorder.

Look these few up, and i'm sure you'll find one that suits you best. I'm enjoying chasing and hunting you down, as much as you enjoy me ignoring me. Two can play a game. Till next time. Xoxo.